1. |
||||
She took my pills and my cocaine
She's got three people in her brain
She took my cares and she said fuck it
She drowned my baby in a bucket
She dug up all my astro-turf
She's turning blue on the floor like a smurf(tm)
She took my hopes and dreams she said fuck it
She drowned my baby in a bucket
She even killed my dear old dog
Strung up and butchered like a hog
On a tasteful platter with corn and beans
And now I'm beggin' darlin' please
She took my cares and she said fuck it
She drowned my baby in a bucket
In E major
Verse:
Emaj
Amaj
Bmaj
Emaj
Bridge:
Emaj
Amaj
Bmaj
Emaj
Chrous:
Emaj
Amaj
Bmaj
End on G (the chord, not the drug)
|
||||
2. |
||||
Well, growing up I wasn't the hippest kid around
My friends got fucking high and most of them were brown
And we didn't give a fuck we brought guns and knives to school
And drugs
We hopped the fence when we got bored it didn't get us down
We're droppin' n bombs and c bombs
On all the bratty preppies at the junior prom
Yeah you know that Eric Harris could've done nobody harm
Dropping n bombs and c bombs
And now I steal my beers from the circle k(tm)
And I slam them in the parking lot
And I'm hanging out in the Vietnamese grocery store
Cause I just don't give a fuck anymore
We're droppin' n bombs and c bombs
On all the motherfuckers walking down the street
And you don't really wanna fuck with me
No you don't wanna fuck with me (not even a little)
Yeah I know I might not be the nicest guy you know
But at least I'm not some methed-out knife carrying hobo
And At least I'm not like one of those Westboro Baptist church fuckers
I'm just sayin' what's on my mind if that makes me a terrorist
then fuck it
We're dropping n bombs and c bombs
All over North Korea Yemen and Iran
Yeah you know Bush and Obama could've done nobody harm
Droppin' n bombs and c bombs
We're Droppin' n bombs, we're droppin' c bombs
on your mother fucking dad, and your dick sucking mom
N bombs and c bombs
We're Droppin' n bombs, we're droppin' c bombs
on your dick sucking dad, and your mother fucking mom
N bombs and c bombs
We're droppin' n bombs and c bombs
Yeah that's all that I do anymore all day long
That's why I'm getting drunk sitting out on my front lawn
Droppin' n bombs and c bombs
We're Droppin' n bombs, we're droppin' c bombs
on your dick sucking dad, and your mother fucking mom
N bombs and c bombs
(In G major)
Verse:
Gmaj, Cmaj,
Gmaj, G7,Dmaj,D7
Gmaj, Cmaj
Dmaj,D7,
Chorus:
Gmaj, Cmaj,
Gmaj, G7,Dmaj,D7
Gmaj, Cmaj
Dmaj,D7, Gmaj
Bridge:
Cmaj, D7
Gmaj
Cmaj, D7
Gmaj
Cmaj, D7
Gmaj (walkdown) Emin
Cmaj, D7
Gmaj
|
||||
3. |
Everybody Likes You Now
01:58
|
|||
Oh it's been so long since they turned away
They got so used to saying no
You met that pretty girl and she earned her stay
She said she'd love you long ago
I guess I'll keep on trying
Until I'm sick of lying
You've got a new car, and you bought a new house
And everybody likes you now, everyone likes you
And you're over the crowd, it's their problem now
And everybody likes you now
Everyone likes you
And now you sit and while the hours away
You've made a lot of happy men
So dull you can't be bothered day to day
You simply do the best you can
I guess I'll keep on trying
Until I'm sick of lying
You've got a new car, and you bought a new house
And everybody likes you now, everyone likes you
And you're over the crowd, it's their problem now
And everybody likes you now
Everyone likes you
In C Major:
Verse:
Cmaj, Amin
Cmaj. Gmaj. G7
Cmaj, Amin
Cmaj. Gmaj. G7
Bridge:
Fmaj, Gmaj, G7
Chorus:
Cmaj, Amin
Fmaj. Gmaj, G7
G7
Cmaj, Amin
Fmaj. Gmaj, G7
G7
Bridge 2: (instrumental)
Cmaj, Amin
Fmaj. Gmaj, G7
G7
Cmaj, Amin
Fmaj. Gmaj, G7
G7
Verse:
Cmaj, Amin
Cmaj. Gmaj. G7
Cmaj, Amin
Cmaj. Gmaj. G7
Bridge:
Fmaj, Gmaj, G7
Chorus:
Cmaj, Amin
Fmaj. Gmaj, G7
G7
Cmaj, Amin
Fmaj. Gmaj, G7
G7
Cmaj
|
||||
4. |
Ego Death (Radio Edit)
02:00
|
|||
I love to play in traffic and throw fits at the store
You give me all you've got and baby all I want is more
'Cause I'm a Child I'm a selfish fucked up child
and my ego's four feet tall
Yeah you wanted a man yeah you ain't got one of those at all
I've been drinkin' liquor baby I've been smokin' dope
You're probably gonna find me at the end of a rope
I've been drinkin' liquor baby I've been smokin' dope
You'll probably find me jerking at the end of a rope
'Cause I'm a Child I'm a selfish fucked up child
and my ego's four feet tall
Yeah you wanted a man yeah you ain't got one of those at all
Well I love to play in traffic I steal my liquor from the store
You give me everything that you got baby baby I want more
'Cause I'm a Child I'm a selfish fucked up child
and my ego's four feet tall
Yeah you wanted a man yeah you ain't got one of those at all
'Cause I'm a Child I'm a selfish fucked up child
and my ego's ten feet tall
Yeah you wanted a man yeah you Know I ain't much of one at all
In E Major:
Verse:
Emaj, Amaj
Emaj, Amaj
Chorus:
Bmaj, Amaj
Emaj
Bmaj, Amaj
Emaj
Bmaj
Bride (instrumental):
Emaj
MUTE/Scratch
Verse:
Emaj, Amaj
Emaj, Amaj
Chorus:
Bmaj, Amaj
Emaj
Bmaj, Amaj
Emaj
Bmaj
Verse:
Emaj, Amaj
Emaj, Amaj
Chorus:
Bmaj, Amaj
Emaj
Bmaj, Amaj
Emaj
Bmaj
Chorus:
Bmaj, Amaj
Emaj
Bmaj, Amaj
Emaj
End on E (the chord, but MDMA is o.k. too...)
|
||||
5. |
||||
Well I Walk down the streets I don't know where I am
I'm lost and confused and I don't give a good goddamn
And I stopped giving a damn long ago
Well I just didn't care that's how I got there
I got so goddamn high I wasn't aware
Wasn't aware I was going nowhere
Cocaine alcohol and cigarettes yeah
That's about as good as life can get
I don't got no time for no regrets
Just pour me a shot of whiskey
And give me one last goddamn cigarette
Yeah I knew a girl she was the love of my life
I always thought one day she'd be my wife until
She took that cocaine over me
Yeah I met another girl and I just didn't care
I took her love and I threw it down stairs
For another shot of cheap fucking whiskey
Cocaine alcohol and cigarettes yeah
That's about as much as a man can expect
I don't got no time for no regrets
Just pour me a shot of whiskey
Chop me up another lines, and get me one last
goddamn cigarette
In E Minor:
Verse:
Emin, Amin
B7, Emin
Emin, Amin
B7, Emin
Chorus:
Amin,
Emin
B7
B7
B7
B7, Emin
Bridge(instrumental):
Emin
Amin
Emin
B7
Emin
Amin
Emin
B7
Emin
Verse:
Emin, Amin
B7, Emin
Emin, Amin
B7, Emin
Chorus:
Amin,
Emin
B7
B7
B7
B7, Emin
|
||||
6. |
Chili Pepper
01:33
|
|||
She's my chii pepper
She makes my heart burn
And the sting reminds me
Never to cross her
When I hold her in my arms
I know that she's the one
Rooted in the earth and slowly
Crawling toward the sun
Oh dancing in the garden
So bright and so clean
Merry me oh merry me
Oh won't you merry me
My chili pepper
She's my chili pepper so soft and so demure
Rooted in the earth and fed by waters that run pure
Yeah she greats the morning and kisses the moonlight
Twirling in the gardens where you'll find her day in night
Oh dancing in the garden
So bright and so clean
Merry me oh merry me
Oh won't you merry me
My chili pepper
She's my chii pepper
She makes my heart burn
And the sting reminds me
Never to cross her
Never never ever pepper
In C Major:
Verse:
Cmaj, Amin,
Fmaj, Gmaj,G7
Cmaj, Amin,
Fmaj, Gmaj,G7
Bridge:
Cmaj, Amin,
Fmaj, Gmaj,G7
Cmaj
Verse:
Cmaj, Amin,
Fmaj, Gmaj,G7
Cmaj, Amin,
Fmaj, Gmaj,G7
Bridge:
Cmaj, Amin,
Fmaj, Gmaj,G7
Cmaj
last verse:
Verse:
Cmaj, Amin,
Fmaj, Gmaj,G7
Gmaj,G7
Cmaj
|
||||
7. |
||||
Bad-ass son of an IRA bomber
Now he's wasted now hes a goner
Now he's a junkie
He used to beat ass all over town
Now his only mate's Mr. Brown
Not talking' bout Gordon
And the family is doing worse
You know we gotta break this
Break this shameful curse
Maybe strangeways is the place for me
Now Pady's a Junkie
No more potatoes no more guiness
He wants a rig with some brown shite in it
Shoot it right in the bollox
Jamie's gone psycho since Fergal died
Or Mandy's been getting with some real shitty guys now
Get the knife and the poison
Have you ever seen an Irish bloke so high
You know a dealer shouldn't knick his own supply
Maybe Strange ways is the place for me
Now Pady's a junkie
And the family is doing worse
You know we gotta break this
Break this shameful curse
Maybe strangeways is the place for me
Now Pady's a Junkie
In c maj:
bridge (instrumental):
Cmaj, (walkdown) Amin
Fmaj, (walkdown) Dmin
Cmaj, (walkdown) Amin
Gmaj
Verse:
Cmaj,Fmaj,
Dmin, Gmaj
Cmaj,Fmaj,
Gmaj
Cmaj,Fmaj,
Dmin, Gmaj
Cmaj,Fmaj,
Gmaj
Chorus:
Fmaj, Gmaj
Cmaj
Fmaj, Gmaj
Cmaj
Fmaj, Gmaj
Cmaj, (walkdown) Amin
Fmaj, Gmaj
Cmaj
bridge (instrumental):
Cmaj, (walkdown) Amin
Fmaj, (walkdown) Dmin
Cmaj, (walkdown) Amin
Gmaj
Verse:
Cmaj,Fmaj,
Dmin, Gmaj
Cmaj,Fmaj,
Gmaj
Cmaj,Fmaj,
Dmin, Gmaj
Cmaj,Fmaj,
Gmaj
Chorus:
Fmaj, Gmaj
Cmaj
Fmaj, Gmaj
Cmaj
Fmaj, Gmaj
Cmaj, (walkdown) Amin
Fmaj, Gmaj
Cmaj
Chorus:
Fmaj, Gmaj
Cmaj
Fmaj, Gmaj
Cmaj
Fmaj, Gmaj
Cmaj, (walkdown) Amin
Fmaj, Gmaj
Cmaj
|
||||
8. |
STFU (Radio Edit)
02:04
|
|||
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut up
Shut the fuck up
In the parking lot
You're drunk
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut up
Yeah you wanna play your
Guitar at the mall
But they wanna hear rap music
So shut up nigga
Shut the fuck up fuck up
Shut the fuck up fuck up
Shut the fuck up fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up
Shut up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut up
Yeah you're trying to voice an opinion
They don't agree with on the news
And the Black helicopters are circling
So shut up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut up
Shut the fuck up
In the parking lot
You're drunk
Quiet now*
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut up
Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up
*Oh Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
1-2-3-4
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
Shut up
Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up
*Oh Shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up
Shut the fuck up
*Warpigs OUT!
In C Major:
Cmaj
Cmaj Gmaj
Cmaj
Fmaj, Gmaj
Cmaj
(Whole song)
|
||||
9. |
|
|||
10. |
|
Streaming and Download help
If you like Andy Warpigs, you may also like:
Bandcamp Daily your guide to the world of Bandcamp